"he got annoyed at me only once, when i was trying to burn down the classroom" - Dave

<DracoNSlayer> if you dont want to be the sex god, we could give the job to hosford, but then wed have a reputation of the band with a sex god with no penis

<Nazza> actually i think phil might be, coz u know all the women love him for some strange reason
<Nazza> and he broke up with his wife to marry that 15-yr-old girl
<DracoNSlayer> who didnt
<Nazza> but he did it by fax
<banjo4evar> WHOA I CAN DO THAT
<banjo4evar> Keep it up, keep it up (ad infinitum)
<Nazza> WHAT
<Nazza> oh i thought u were going to divorce ur wife by fax
<DracoNSlayer> hosford cant work a fax
<banjo4evar> fuck you
<banjo4evar> i dont have a fax

<DracoNSlayer> i thought about edge for a second but then i realised he was also a guitarist
<Nazza> edge was a drummer?
<Nazza> did he like hit the snare once and loop it through an echo pedal