In some roundabout way involving the song "Jesus He Knows Me" Sam got compared to Jesus. To test this hypothesis I said "Sam, are you soft on crime?" (Everyone knows Jesus is.) After a few moments of silence, Dani stated "He's always soft."
Jim held Morgan's hair hostage and forced him to write a formal letter informing the world that he was, always will be and currently is shit.
The discussion on the bus turned to Morgan dying (as it often does), when it was revealed that Jim wouldn't cry if Morgan died. Jim asked Sibby if she would, to which she replied "Yeah"; "What about if I died?"
"Yeah"
"What about if that kid over there *points to a new guy* died?"
"No, but I'd still feel bad -"
"Hey, kid, did you know Siobhan wouldn't care if you died?"
Siob then attacked him with a great fervour, amid uproarious laughter.
I got slapped by a slapper.
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