"Did you just call your watch a slut?" - Siobhan

Siobhan mentioned that Brooke's bra size is AA, the smallest available (Siobhan said it, not me). I said "That's not the only thing she needs AAs for."

Mr Mathsteacher was explaining a way to imagine 3D graphs on a number line (for a topic that anyone who hasn't done year 12 isn't worth explaining to) and said "Just imagine a spit-roast coming out of the [page]." What he didn't realise was that it's common knowledge that Aaliyah was "spit-roasted" by two guys, if you get my drift. The entire class erupted into laughter.

Reagan, being his usual useless annoying self, left his DS lying on his seat. Chad walked up, grabbed it without making any attempt to conceal his actions, and walked off with it. He also felt me up but that's irrelevant. ;)

Red Morgan waved to Allie, who flipped him off.

Dani saw Dave and I waiting to sign off on the free period roll, and said "Dave and Nazza sitting in a tree, kay-eye-aitch-zed-gee-eye-en-gee." Dave replied "Yeah, we're ki*phlegm*ing like champs!"

New Zealand one twice in a row! For once.

I stayed up till 4 taping some videos on Rage. The scary thing was that I woke up at 9am. Stupid sleep schedule, why couldn't you have done that when I needed to wake up at 9am and couldn't get to sleep before 4. Oh well.

I watched the "Big Day Out" special on V, expecting to at least see one of the three decent acts (Tool, Mars Volta, Muse) played. Instead they decided to give me 4 hours of My Chemical Romance, Scribe and Jet. If I'd known that they would've played such "high quality" (note the sarcasm) stuff I would've watched the Duran Duran documentary instead.

Hosford came up with a theory based on a lyric from Emerson, Lake & Palmer's "Still...You Turn Me On" that in the line "Someone get me a ladder" ladder is a euphemism for the penis. Makes the album title "The Ladder" kind of creepy.