Apparently Jim showed his substitute teacher a seedy porno video on his phone.
The other day I saw some fat guy outside his house so I said "hey it's Don Vito."
In drama we were doing 3 interpretations of a proverb that each group chose from a list, ours was "He who laughs last laughs longest."
Interpretation 1 Literal
Merry tripped, Coleman laughed briefly , I laughed for slightly longer, Spinks collapsed on the floor laughing.
Interpretation 2 Metaphorical
Guy 1: So I ran over your dog yesterday.
Guy 2: Well I got your mum pregnant.
(Spinks collapses on floor laughing)
Interpretation 3 Symbolic
@ # %* ^* &@@*# %#$&^#$^?¿~`&@#%
(Spinks collapses on floor laughing)
Another group was doing something or other (doesn't matter for the story) and one of their interpretations involved a model, who was played by Evan (or Tristan? Who can tell). The teacher afterwards mentioned a curriculum model, to which Spinks said "I'd do a model." "Like that one?" I said, gesturing to Evan/Tristan. Again, not as hilarious as when it happened.
The maths teacher was discussing the "Keeper of the Constant". He explained "The person who forgets to add the constant in the next test will become the keeper of the constant. As you can probably guess" - interrupted by a phone ringing on an unoccupied table, Aaliyah stands up and retrieves it - "are usually careless fools."
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