Tuesday, 6 February 2007

"No I can handle being raped"

One of the shops near the EnergyAustralia Stadium has a little balloon blimp for advertising: "Wow it looks like a blimp but it's actually an air balloon!" As Jim put it. Its rope got snagged on a tree branch and it took a nosedive, prompting him to say "Hey look it's the Hindenburg!"

I said "Hey look a naked man" and both Jim and Red Morgan looked out the window.

Aaliyah: I can't concentrate on my maths work when I know my phone's out there somewhere lost.
Maths Teacher: Yeah, that and about ten thousand other things.

Aaliyah: This is probably a stupid question but -
Maths Teacher: It probably is.

Shock horror! Reagan learned to control the volume of his voice!

Sam's sister's friend Dani came running out of nowhere and jumped onto Sam. She's now known as the "Flying Rapist".

I heard Phil Collins (Something Happened on the Way to Heaven) on the radio.

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