"5-3, Toronto Canadiens versus Arabian Kiwis"

Spinks admitted to wanting to visit Mr. Dyker, a character whose specialisation is in removing genitals. ;)

We got kicked out of the music rooms during the sport periods, so we went and played hockey.

We found a quote in one of Siobhan's magazines of some girl who said "I don't think it was rape coz it was my boyfriend, and I don't think he heard me say 'No' because he had his hand on my mouth."

The English teacher said aloud "I need a drink" during a particularly wearisome lesson. Apparently Nathan Casey is her groupie.

It seems that we will get a total 0 hours of practice between now and the gig we're playing at. Which is scary, because i) our rhythm section's off, ii) we have only 3 songs completely downpat from a setlist of about 7, iii) I need to get my guitar fixed, iiii) Hos doesn't have a drumkit to practice on, iiiii) none of us are sure enough of our singing ability iiiiii) there'll be people at this gig so we have to actually perform well.

Insert a random Hosford quote that incorporates sex. (I forgot all the actual quotes.)

Jim was conversing with a primary school kid on the bus, he said "You know I'm actually only 13. I'm into Pokémon and shit." Least convincing 13-year-old ever.

"get your hands off my sister's ovaries"

On the bus Sibby asked "Does anybody miss Bryce?" Tyler pissed himself laughing.

On a related note, apparently in a month or so the Busmen (+1) are going to see a movie at the drive-in at Siobhan's insistence.

On a related note, A sharp.

I watched Miami Vice on the weekend. Which sparked an idea inside me like the generations need. Morgan, Sibby and I (and others I guess) are going to bring back the 80s.

Morgan decided to tell absolutely everyone of this stich-inducing anecdote of how his sister said "I'd like one of them" referring to one of the high-rise building apartments, and he said "What a taxi?" mistaking her enthusiasm as being directed towards a taxi that drove past.

Stick was reading a book called "Bono on Bono". I laughed.

More funny stuff happened but my fascist sister wants to get on. So long!

I might like you better if we slept together

I can't remember much of yesterday.

Jim: Emily's coming over to my house on Saturday.
Naz: You gonna score?
Red: Haha good joke.

Toby ran past today so I yelled "Stampede".

Did Heat of the Moment for my music performance. It went well, considering how bad I went last time. We're going to perform at Carlin and Bligh's band's demo launch.

The bus hit one of those "refugee island" thingos in the middle of the road that street-crossers stand on so I bumped my head against the window and everyone laughed.

Red Morgan had to get off at the uni and meet his (and Jim's) friend Euan, Jim joked that they were lovers and Brittany believed them.

I got a great haul off Morgan the other day; an MP3 cd (which unfortunately doesn't work properly), David Bowie's Best Of and the first season of Miami Vice.

Jim saw a woman and her child riding a motor scooter so he laughed loudly.

I threw a ball and it hit Hosford in the legs-join area and IT HIT EGG IN THE FACE. Not really but that reminded me of the time the ball HIT EGG IN THE FACE. I found a hilariously seedy line in one of my favourite songs that mentions egg and rape in the same sentence.

I watched as half of Lotus (Cal, Josh and Josh) pulled up outside school in a P-plate car. The driver opened the boot, and SOMEONE CLIMBED OUT OF IT. Tossford will probably point out who it is in his comment.

I spent my physics test revision period reading a book on the history of rock music. I saw a picture of The Police and said "Hey it's our band, except they have a good drummer." They also mentioned King Crimson and Peter Gabriel three times.

Music is like candy. You throw away the wrappers.

In some roundabout way involving the song "Jesus He Knows Me" Sam got compared to Jesus. To test this hypothesis I said "Sam, are you soft on crime?" (Everyone knows Jesus is.) After a few moments of silence, Dani stated "He's always soft."

Jim held Morgan's hair hostage and forced him to write a formal letter informing the world that he was, always will be and currently is shit.

The discussion on the bus turned to Morgan dying (as it often does), when it was revealed that Jim wouldn't cry if Morgan died. Jim asked Sibby if she would, to which she replied "Yeah"; "What about if I died?"
"Yeah"
"What about if that kid over there *points to a new guy* died?"
"No, but I'd still feel bad -"
"Hey, kid, did you know Siobhan wouldn't care if you died?"

Siob then attacked him with a great fervour, amid uproarious laughter.

I got slapped by a slapper.

"Did you just call your watch a slut?" - Siobhan

Siobhan mentioned that Brooke's bra size is AA, the smallest available (Siobhan said it, not me). I said "That's not the only thing she needs AAs for."

Mr Mathsteacher was explaining a way to imagine 3D graphs on a number line (for a topic that anyone who hasn't done year 12 isn't worth explaining to) and said "Just imagine a spit-roast coming out of the [page]." What he didn't realise was that it's common knowledge that Aaliyah was "spit-roasted" by two guys, if you get my drift. The entire class erupted into laughter.

Reagan, being his usual useless annoying self, left his DS lying on his seat. Chad walked up, grabbed it without making any attempt to conceal his actions, and walked off with it. He also felt me up but that's irrelevant. ;)

Red Morgan waved to Allie, who flipped him off.

Dani saw Dave and I waiting to sign off on the free period roll, and said "Dave and Nazza sitting in a tree, kay-eye-aitch-zed-gee-eye-en-gee." Dave replied "Yeah, we're ki*phlegm*ing like champs!"

New Zealand one twice in a row! For once.

I stayed up till 4 taping some videos on Rage. The scary thing was that I woke up at 9am. Stupid sleep schedule, why couldn't you have done that when I needed to wake up at 9am and couldn't get to sleep before 4. Oh well.

I watched the "Big Day Out" special on V, expecting to at least see one of the three decent acts (Tool, Mars Volta, Muse) played. Instead they decided to give me 4 hours of My Chemical Romance, Scribe and Jet. If I'd known that they would've played such "high quality" (note the sarcasm) stuff I would've watched the Duran Duran documentary instead.

Hosford came up with a theory based on a lyric from Emerson, Lake & Palmer's "Still...You Turn Me On" that in the line "Someone get me a ladder" ladder is a euphemism for the penis. Makes the album title "The Ladder" kind of creepy.

AAARGH

Fucking fucking fucking fucking little fucking fucking little fucking fucking little fuckers, yeah. Firefox froze on me (or more accurately, a website debunking polygraphs was a shit) and closed while I was halfway through a post. Fucking figures, the one time I actually remember all the funny shit that happens.

"Do I have fat eyes?" - Siobhan

Jim played both Morgan and I some of his personal rap collection. Biatch.

Sam on his guitar teacher: "He wants me to do things with my left-hand..."

Discussing violence against women, Pelzer was commenting that there's never any violence against men campaigns. Renae said "I've only seen one time when a woman was fighting a man. Steph and Nathan Casey."

I ninja-slapped Red Morgan. He never saw it coming.

Siobhan's book said "DATS" so I added "HIT" to the end.

"You can't laugh at a hearse!" - Morgan to Jim

"I love Geddy Lee's feet" - Hosford

Morgan told me a story of one of Mansell's friends, who being strapped for cash decided to steal a phone box to get the money inside. Unfortunately he didn't have a car, so he had to push it home on foot. The police found where it was by following the drag marks on the ground.

I slap-drummed on Morgan's face in time with Phil Collins.


Mansell said if he could kick the asses of any band in the world, his choice would be Genesis. Puts an interesting image in your head; Peter Gabriel getting booted in the butt.

"Happy VD"

On my way to the bathroom at 2am I accidentally bashed my head against the door knob. It was a pretty fair indication of the day to come.

For some fucked up reason they didn't get in any more roses, so both Hosford and I were screwed over. Come to think of it, he still owes me my money.

During the band rehearsals, let's just say things didn't go well at all. Highlights (lowlights) include us not managing to play a full song all the way through and Hosford throwing half of the (school owned) kit to the floor. It was so bad that I lost my faith in the band, and I'm the over-optimistic guy.

I went for a walk during my free period, which The Man is trying to make into my careers lesson. Fuck careers. I can't be bothered finishing this brick post.

"I only gave him a blowjob once!" - Spinks

I've been struck with the disastrous "forget everything good that ever happened to you" virus again.

Hosford walked into the room where they were selling Valentines roses and crap with the intention of buying one. It just so happened that the recepient of his rose was the person in charge of the roses. Owned!

Apparently Hosford has a light-sabre wang.

Apparently Spinks got burned swiftly. The conversation had turned to a particular harlot who got it on several times at a party he was at, Spinks said "Thank God she didn't come onto me" to which Fincher replied "Yeah she kept her standards."

"he got annoyed at me only once, when i was trying to burn down the classroom" - Dave

<DracoNSlayer> if you dont want to be the sex god, we could give the job to hosford, but then wed have a reputation of the band with a sex god with no penis

<Nazza> actually i think phil might be, coz u know all the women love him for some strange reason
<Nazza> and he broke up with his wife to marry that 15-yr-old girl
<DracoNSlayer> who didnt
<Nazza> but he did it by fax
<banjo4evar> WHOA I CAN DO THAT
<banjo4evar> Keep it up, keep it up (ad infinitum)
<Nazza> WHAT
<Nazza> oh i thought u were going to divorce ur wife by fax
<DracoNSlayer> hosford cant work a fax
<banjo4evar> fuck you
<banjo4evar> i dont have a fax

<DracoNSlayer> i thought about edge for a second but then i realised he was also a guitarist
<Nazza> edge was a drummer?
<Nazza> did he like hit the snare once and loop it through an echo pedal

"She suffocated on her own nipples" - Spinks

Toby said to me today "So bad. Almost as bad as your diet." I was laughing too hard to come up with a good comeback.

Egg got hit in the face with a tennis ball haha.

I made a YouTube account. The first videos I favourited were "That's All" (haha Phil Collins as a hobo) and "Feeling Good (Drunk)" (fucking fucking fucking fucking little fucking fucking little fucking fucking fuckers, yeah!)

I managed to do my drama work all yesterday, the day before it was due. Go me.

A bunch of other Broadmeadowers got on the bus, Morgan said "Why are there all these gay people on the bus?" Jim replied "Because Tory's having a sleepover." Funny thing is, he actually was.

"No I can handle being raped"

One of the shops near the EnergyAustralia Stadium has a little balloon blimp for advertising: "Wow it looks like a blimp but it's actually an air balloon!" As Jim put it. Its rope got snagged on a tree branch and it took a nosedive, prompting him to say "Hey look it's the Hindenburg!"

I said "Hey look a naked man" and both Jim and Red Morgan looked out the window.

Aaliyah: I can't concentrate on my maths work when I know my phone's out there somewhere lost.
Maths Teacher: Yeah, that and about ten thousand other things.

Aaliyah: This is probably a stupid question but -
Maths Teacher: It probably is.

Shock horror! Reagan learned to control the volume of his voice!

Sam's sister's friend Dani came running out of nowhere and jumped onto Sam. She's now known as the "Flying Rapist".

I heard Phil Collins (Something Happened on the Way to Heaven) on the radio.

"I saw that game Lemmings the other day, and you do look like a Lemming" - Jayden to Jordan

Yesterday and today I woke up to ants biting me. That's right there are ants in my bed.

I managed to get to Sanity and buy Black Holes & Revelations, dad wanted me to use my own money but I didn't. As if I'm spending the stash I've built up.

The first week so far has been good, since I haven't heard Reagan's voice (which in all likeliness means he hasn't spoken).

"...But he changed the lyrics to 'fuckin fuckin fuckin fuckin fuckin fuckin fuckin little fuckin fucker- yeaaaaaah!' "

"You're crap, I'm telling my sister you like her"

Apparently Jim showed his substitute teacher a seedy porno video on his phone.

The other day I saw some fat guy outside his house so I said "hey it's Don Vito."

In drama we were doing 3 interpretations of a proverb that each group chose from a list, ours was "He who laughs last laughs longest."

Interpretation 1 Literal

Merry tripped, Coleman laughed briefly , I laughed for slightly longer, Spinks collapsed on the floor laughing.

Interpretation 2 Metaphorical

Guy 1: So I ran over your dog yesterday.
Guy 2: Well I got your mum pregnant.

(Spinks collapses on floor laughing)

Interpretation 3 Symbolic

@ # %* ^* &@@*# %#$&amp;^#$^?¿~`&@#%

(Spinks collapses on floor laughing)

Another group was doing something or other (doesn't matter for the story) and one of their interpretations involved a model, who was played by Evan (or Tristan? Who can tell). The teacher afterwards mentioned a curriculum model, to which Spinks said "I'd do a model." "Like that one?" I said, gesturing to Evan/Tristan. Again, not as hilarious as when it happened.

The maths teacher was discussing the "Keeper of the Constant". He explained "The person who forgets to add the constant in the next test will become the keeper of the constant. As you can probably guess" - interrupted by a phone ringing on an unoccupied table, Aaliyah stands up and retrieves it - "are usually careless fools."

"I made friends with Dora the Explorer"

The discussion in English turned to movies. Nath was ripping off some movie or other, and the teacher asked why and he provided an insufficient explanation. Aaliyah replied "Nathan doesn't go to the movies to watch them."

Siobhan said she need to pee so I replied "Don't worry we won't take the piss out of you."

Spinks asked for Hosford's hat, and only explained that he was going to throw it at a year-seven kid after it was too late and the kid was about twenty metres away from the group. So Hosford took off his hat, ran up to the kid and threw his hat at the kid while he was watching.