"Quit your bitchin', Predny"

There was this NXFM promotion in the morning where to get funding for their netball team some girls stood outside EnergyAustralia Stadium and held up an advertising sign. So as we drove past I flashed them. But my stupid sisters wouldn't lend me earphones so I couldn't hear if I was radio-famous.

In the afternoon some kid who was only about 6 years old was riding his bike along this cement path outside his house. It was still being built so it ended abruptly and there was about an inch drop to the dirt. We all knew the kid was going to stack it but that didn't stop at least 6 people from laughing at it when it happened.

So the kid stood up, saw that a bus full of high-schoolers was laughing at him, and FLIPPED US OFF. I hilaritied myself.

I played Karn Evil 9 for my viva voce. You know, the song that goes for 30 minutes and has a 4-minute piano solo.

Hosford kept getting hugged by Dani, so I kept telling him to "cop a feel". I ended up grabbing his arm and forcing him to cop one.

Our maths lesson got distracted by Frank (janitor)'s lawnmower. So for the next example of explaining a new type of "degrees" thing for circles the maths teacher was like "So if Frank drove around 360 degrees, it would say on his odometer 2-Pi." We laughed. "That's why he never tells you how far he's driven, coz he doesn't understand pi."

There was writing on the wall (chalkboard) for at least 15 minutes, and as soon as it was getting rubbed out Egg groaned, "I haven't got it written down!"

Hosford and Dani mysteriously disappeared, so while we were discussing them like the gossiping women we are Spinks said "You know, I seriously think Hosford will score with her." And I said "That's funny, coz he thinks the same way." Then we laughed at Sam for his red hair.