"Strip clubs are more important than video games, Stick"

Since Jim is Grace Jones, we figured out Red Morgan is Sally Smith and I'm Alice Brown.

I finally found out where this gig is gonna be. We've figured out pretty much everything (apart from the actual songs we're playing).

Tory: What's the gay lisp sound like?
Naz: It's how your brother talks.

Apparently at the gig Josh King is going to stand up the front screaming "HOSSIE'S POSSIE".

Our english teacher walked into class yesterday and told us about a book she's reading that was about Ovid, who is the main character of the crappy HSC book we have to read. "So yeah, he's an actual person!" Dave turned to me and said "She's finally caught up with the rest of the class."

Spinks: You're the butt of every joke.
Sam: That sounded kinda gay.
Spinks: Yeah. Hosford's the joke.