"David Bowie? You mean that Ziggy Stardust poof?"

I shall write the following in script format, keeping in with the "I'm doing scriptwriting for drama" thing.

Setting: Drama
Tori: Can I do my group logbook and individual logbook in the same book? Coz I really like this one and I can't get another one coz I don't know where I got it from.
Mel: I saw you in Officeworks yesterday.
Someone: omg Mel's stalking you!
Tori: (Looks at Holly) She's like Hossie to you.
Cue Nazza and Spinks uproarious laughter

James: Have you seen his Myspace? His quote thing is "Holly can suck my weiner."

Yeah, I had a sore stomach from laughing so hard, and Spinks was in tears. Then we remembered how the drama teacher ripped into him devastatingly for a brief performance he did and he was in tears for a different reason. :P

One of the questions in the physics textbook says "Asses the advantage" instead of the obvious Assess. The funny bit is the physics teacher pointed it out to us for a laugh.

Tonight (tonight, tonight, whoa-oh) they finally have the best video of 2006 on Rage, just before 3am. I'm so taping it.

"I want my headphones back."
"Yeah and I want an ice cream but you don't see me with one."
"I said you could have them for the day."
"Yeah well the day isn't over yet is it."

Morgan was calling James "Grace" (after Grace Jones, the androgynous black woman) so he said "What, are you Will?"

I'm sure a plethora more of funny shit happened, but well I fell asleep this afternoon and I don't remember, I don't recall anything at all. Hall & Oates were on Vh1's Countdown special.