"I'm an idiot" - Physics teacher

I watched a cardboard box duel between two year seven/eighters. (Who cares, it's practically the same year anyway.)

Red Morgan accused Jimmeh of starring in the movie "Clitty Clitty Bang Bang".

I rocked out at school. The beetches won. Coincidence? I think not.

I made a succession of "lame" jokes in drama. The list of topics for our group performance were on the board. One was "comfort zone". I retorted "We should do a scene about Sonic the Hedgehog in Comfort Zone."

Another, "In the Glasshouse" produced "Hehe grasshouse, the Asian version."

"If I were an x I would want to be square rooted" - Mr Curran

I saw Foreigner on Countdown.

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"Your hair looks like that of an 80s British female pop star" - Jimmeh

When Jim and Red Morgan got drunk at a party, Eden danced with Morgan and Jim who was about a metre away shouted out "HEY MORGAN! TELL HER SHE'S A [copulating] BITCH AND SHE SHOULD [copulate] OFF!"

Morgan walked calmly over to Jim and said "Next time you shouldn't be so direct."

I heard Talking Heads, Icehouse and Billy Idol on the radio.

Not much exciting happened on the bus. I forgot all the funny bits. Morgan was fingering Siobhan's shirt.

"Is the transvestite on the bus?"
"Yeah he's right over there." *points to Jim*

Morgan discovered that the main character of the original series of Round the Twist has a crush on a member of Morgan's favourite obscure 80s band "I'm Talking" in one episode.

Turns out my Heat of the Moment solo is off. I only have two days to correct this.

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"I love Josh King the way a man loves a woman"

I wrote that title as one of the "pick-it-up" lines in the drama game "pick-it-up" (where you play out a scene with a pile of written down phrases from the audience in the middle of the stage, someone says pick-it-up and they pick up one and read it). Entire class burst out laughing after Pittman admitted his unrequited love.

Hosford was chatting with Dani and Magin walked past and said "Hos, didn't know you had a daughter."

About sine curve graphs: "Never go straight for too long. Imagine you're like a World War 2 fighter pilot...and [the marker] is the red baron. Nevermind that he was a World War 1 figure. Mr History will be rolling in his grave." (Mr History was still alive at this point.)

Hosford got punk'd by Nathan "Madd Fagget" Casey and others, it was hilarious. They led him to believe the resident weird kid no one likes was scheming to take his place as statsman for the rugby.

I watched a Yes concert today. It was acesome.

Since Jim is Grace Jones and I'm now Deborah Harry, it's only fitting that Red Morgan is Toyah Wilcox.

I heard "No Lies" played on two different stations within half an hour. The last time I had that happen to me with a good 80s song was when "Owner of a Lonely Heart" was played 3 times in the space of an hour; two were on simultaneously.

Mark and Lara laughed at our english teacher because her old school's emblem had a shovel on it.

"This may sound funny, but I don't remember 'I Don't Remember'."

Apparently one of Mr. Rush's Canadian colleagues offered this advice in a drugs-are-bad lecture: "I have some friends in Vancouver who do crystal meth...there are a lot better ways to get high for a lot cheaper."

Ms Sinclair said "I have a man coming over to my house" and Carlin interrupted with a teenage-girl-like "oooh". "Let me finish, I have a man coming over to my house to install the airconditioning." "Is that what you call it," Carlin responded.

Jenny said that Hosford's display picture (of Peter Gabriel in the flower costume)'s eyes moved.

Mr Mathsteacher worshipped a graph domain.

The bus driver drove straight past Chad and D. Kidd this morning. Hilarious. For the first time in at least a year, there were two spare seats so I didn't have to sit next to Jim or Red Morgan.

Tram Party

On our way to the party we listened to "Awaken" in the car. The song started as soon as we left Dave's place, and managed to finish just as we got to Carlin's house.

We got to practice in the house before the stuff was moved out to the tram, Little Room had a good response to Indiscipline, and my voice sounded surprisingly good (similar to Adrian Belew). Indiscipline was also received well during the actual performance.

Carlin's girlfriend's band were on before us, they played a cover of Interpol's "Evil" that I thought was cool. We played well, apart from a few slight problems, and I got Magin to record the set for me. Got some interesting crowd dialogue as well; "I got your pillow Liz" "It's mine ya poof" "I got it for LIZ!"

Carlin and Bligh's band, Little Room, were good, although they seemed to play a very short set. Mark W did some cool Careful with that Axe Eugene-style screaming, and Bligh punched a microphone.

Hosford lost his hat.

Hosford made me spill my Coke. Dave and Hosford had a light-sabre battle with drumsticks and Dave's bass. Hosford implied that someone "enjoyed their maths" in the food bowls, to which Dave said "Wow this tastes like manjuice."

And remember, fare evasion is stealing.

"Quit your bitchin', Predny"

There was this NXFM promotion in the morning where to get funding for their netball team some girls stood outside EnergyAustralia Stadium and held up an advertising sign. So as we drove past I flashed them. But my stupid sisters wouldn't lend me earphones so I couldn't hear if I was radio-famous.

In the afternoon some kid who was only about 6 years old was riding his bike along this cement path outside his house. It was still being built so it ended abruptly and there was about an inch drop to the dirt. We all knew the kid was going to stack it but that didn't stop at least 6 people from laughing at it when it happened.

So the kid stood up, saw that a bus full of high-schoolers was laughing at him, and FLIPPED US OFF. I hilaritied myself.

I played Karn Evil 9 for my viva voce. You know, the song that goes for 30 minutes and has a 4-minute piano solo.

Hosford kept getting hugged by Dani, so I kept telling him to "cop a feel". I ended up grabbing his arm and forcing him to cop one.

Our maths lesson got distracted by Frank (janitor)'s lawnmower. So for the next example of explaining a new type of "degrees" thing for circles the maths teacher was like "So if Frank drove around 360 degrees, it would say on his odometer 2-Pi." We laughed. "That's why he never tells you how far he's driven, coz he doesn't understand pi."

There was writing on the wall (chalkboard) for at least 15 minutes, and as soon as it was getting rubbed out Egg groaned, "I haven't got it written down!"

Hosford and Dani mysteriously disappeared, so while we were discussing them like the gossiping women we are Spinks said "You know, I seriously think Hosford will score with her." And I said "That's funny, coz he thinks the same way." Then we laughed at Sam for his red hair.

"Strip clubs are more important than video games, Stick"

Since Jim is Grace Jones, we figured out Red Morgan is Sally Smith and I'm Alice Brown.

I finally found out where this gig is gonna be. We've figured out pretty much everything (apart from the actual songs we're playing).

Tory: What's the gay lisp sound like?
Naz: It's how your brother talks.

Apparently at the gig Josh King is going to stand up the front screaming "HOSSIE'S POSSIE".

Our english teacher walked into class yesterday and told us about a book she's reading that was about Ovid, who is the main character of the crappy HSC book we have to read. "So yeah, he's an actual person!" Dave turned to me and said "She's finally caught up with the rest of the class."

Spinks: You're the butt of every joke.
Sam: That sounded kinda gay.
Spinks: Yeah. Hosford's the joke.

"David Bowie? You mean that Ziggy Stardust poof?"

I shall write the following in script format, keeping in with the "I'm doing scriptwriting for drama" thing.

Setting: Drama
Tori: Can I do my group logbook and individual logbook in the same book? Coz I really like this one and I can't get another one coz I don't know where I got it from.
Mel: I saw you in Officeworks yesterday.
Someone: omg Mel's stalking you!
Tori: (Looks at Holly) She's like Hossie to you.
Cue Nazza and Spinks uproarious laughter

James: Have you seen his Myspace? His quote thing is "Holly can suck my weiner."

Yeah, I had a sore stomach from laughing so hard, and Spinks was in tears. Then we remembered how the drama teacher ripped into him devastatingly for a brief performance he did and he was in tears for a different reason. :P

One of the questions in the physics textbook says "Asses the advantage" instead of the obvious Assess. The funny bit is the physics teacher pointed it out to us for a laugh.

Tonight (tonight, tonight, whoa-oh) they finally have the best video of 2006 on Rage, just before 3am. I'm so taping it.

"I want my headphones back."
"Yeah and I want an ice cream but you don't see me with one."
"I said you could have them for the day."
"Yeah well the day isn't over yet is it."

Morgan was calling James "Grace" (after Grace Jones, the androgynous black woman) so he said "What, are you Will?"

I'm sure a plethora more of funny shit happened, but well I fell asleep this afternoon and I don't remember, I don't recall anything at all. Hall & Oates were on Vh1's Countdown special.