"I saw a book in the library about Tom Cruise....it was called Tom Cruise" - Ben

"Spinks, your phone is exactly the same as mine. What does it mean when it makes this woodblock sound?"

"That your phone swallowed a woodblock?"

I broke my E string today
oh noes
if you broke your other E string you couldve said
"oh no Es!"

Jim tried to open the bus door as it was raining and the door wouldn't open. He forcibly grabbed the edge of the door with both hands and tried to pull it open, only to find the bus driver was on the bus. Haha.

"Where you were yesterday?" - Mathsteacher
"At home."