"I'm going to have sexual relations with The Man" - Hosford

"If you don't stop hitting on me I'll hunt you down" - Little Tom

In English the teacher mentioned a movie she'd recently seen; "It had a cool teacher in it! I love movies with cool teachers."

Dave replied, "Yeah I love fiction too."

We found a white army man figurine in the quad, so he guarded Sam's bag during assembly and Hosford professed his love to it.

"Ms Reilly is like a nasal, annoying, australian version of Karen Hayes"
"except I wouldn't do Mrs Reilly"

"I haven't heard anything by Kate Bush, but she seems dykey enough" - Siobhette

Red Morgan spilled peaches on me.

Mr Harrison "I still haven't got 170 sport selection sheets in"
Hosford "I don't think he realises yr 12 doesn't do sport"

"When I get a car of my own we can drag race each other to win Morgan's heart" - Jim to me

"How would you describe this piece of music?"
"Medieval robots fighting bush rangers" - Bligh

"I saw a book in the library about Tom Cruise....it was called Tom Cruise" - Ben

"Spinks, your phone is exactly the same as mine. What does it mean when it makes this woodblock sound?"

"That your phone swallowed a woodblock?"

I broke my E string today
oh noes
if you broke your other E string you couldve said
"oh no Es!"

Jim tried to open the bus door as it was raining and the door wouldn't open. He forcibly grabbed the edge of the door with both hands and tried to pull it open, only to find the bus driver was on the bus. Haha.

"Where you were yesterday?" - Mathsteacher
"At home."

"It's so satisfying to fail" - Hosford

Jim threw a bit of plastic from one of the seats at Morgan, it sconed him in the side of the head and ricocheted towards the back seat. I was laughing so hard my stomach hurt.

Georgia wrote about nude calendars in her PE test.

"Russia is a tad huge"

Lewin "raped" his German test, and was jumping about and rubbing his breasts in elation.

I didn't study for Maths Extension and still went well. I remembered one of the methods to a question while I was doing the question.

Best headline ever: "Chocolate Jesus offends Christians."