"There are less people here who want to do Bligh" "Going from 100% to 100% ain't less"

Hosford: "Will! I'll miss you!"
Will: "I'll miss you too, whatever-your-name-is."

I stole one of my sister's Ferrero Rochers. Oh noes, I'm gonna be fined for it.

Hargreaves: "Hmm I just told Jenny my penis size"
Jenny: "random, what's 8 inches in cm"

"I knew as soon as Coleman walked into drama with a mini-skateboard and two plastic swords we wouldn't get any work done" - Merry

"Yeah I got 'Crime of the Century' burnt on CD."
"How ironic."

"I would have sex with this bike" - James Hosford

"Should I put my finger in this liquid nitrogen?" - Mr Rush

"Quick! Take a photo of the Jesus teacher!" "Don't call him that, his name is Mr. Christ"

Bligh, Carlin, Tony and I performed "Transmission". I was on vocals, which was unfortunate as I only remembered the first two lines.

There was a line in Shakespeare's "Antony and Cleopatra" about how Caesar "ploughed [Cleopatra], and she cropped." Good ol' inneundo. Carlin was like "Wait, does that mean Caesar did it with his sister?" "Carlin, could you please reword that sentence." "Does that mean Caesar ploughed his sister?"

Later on, "So you see Cleopatra is showing genuine feelings for Antony, but Antony seems unphased by it all, why do you think that is?" "He was only interested in the ploughing."

"I hate Big Brother...but I like the housemate who looks like Steve Perry"

i never explained that today like i meant too did i?
our verbal 'altercation' at the start of 6th?
what
the
fuck
thats a no

"I pissed in your pool, Morgan."
"No you haven't, you've never been swimming in my pool!"
"I still pissed in it."

Apparently Toby's best friend is Toby's brother.

-An Apt Description of King Crimson-
and bruford has like twizzle stick drumsticks
"d00d i need to go on stage in 3 minutes and i hvae no sticks!" "if you have no sticks, stop searching for sticks until you find them" "ZIPZIPZABOO! here take these chopsticks! *elephant noise*" "I have a moustache"

"Muse are pretty funky"

Faheem walked into a locker. Made more hilarious by the fact that he was standing right next to it.

Siobhan got several people on the bus to inform Red Morgan that he is a slut. Including Wesley Willis. Except she accidentally thought Jim was Morgan. "Morgan," Jim looked up, "*point* you are a slut!" My stomach hurt from laughing.

Our Maths teacher stole Faheem's chips.

"I did my homework, but Morgan stole it and handed it in as his" - Jim

Last Friday I got 7 awesome records from our record-prowling trip. Hosford got none.


I saw a Muse album at Big W for $10, and a Genesis dvd for $10. But I don't have $20!!!

mike is being awfully... Stevey
and tony is being VERY tony
wow those 2 lines are the epitomy of reviewing professionalism

"If you could replace any member of the Beatles with any other musician what would it be?"
"Ringo. With Carl Palmer."
"Actually, I'd replace all of them with Carl Palmer."

"I'll only say this one time, I'm not dating a transexual!" - Siobhan

"if i walked past bill bruford in the street i'd kick myself in the balls to see if i was awake" Horsefood

"I'm going to have sexual relations with The Man" - Hosford

"If you don't stop hitting on me I'll hunt you down" - Little Tom

In English the teacher mentioned a movie she'd recently seen; "It had a cool teacher in it! I love movies with cool teachers."

Dave replied, "Yeah I love fiction too."

We found a white army man figurine in the quad, so he guarded Sam's bag during assembly and Hosford professed his love to it.

"Ms Reilly is like a nasal, annoying, australian version of Karen Hayes"
"except I wouldn't do Mrs Reilly"

"I haven't heard anything by Kate Bush, but she seems dykey enough" - Siobhette

Red Morgan spilled peaches on me.

Mr Harrison "I still haven't got 170 sport selection sheets in"
Hosford "I don't think he realises yr 12 doesn't do sport"

"When I get a car of my own we can drag race each other to win Morgan's heart" - Jim to me

"How would you describe this piece of music?"
"Medieval robots fighting bush rangers" - Bligh